The Christian O'Connell Show

We kick off with Staff Recommendations, then send Intern Pete off to his shift at Maccas ahead of McHappy Day tomorrow. Plus, we do the rounds for Knock Off Friday, share a little happiness with Small Thing Big Joy and spread kindness in At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team gets you sorted for the weekend with what they're loving at the moment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a big Robbie Williams day! Pete starts questioning whether he got a little too excited collecting merch from Robbie's interview, Rio relives an awkward fist-bump-hug mix-up, and the team discovers that Scissors, Paper, Rock isn't as universal as they thought. Plus, Christian sits down for a candid chat with Robbie Williams.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the final stop of his Australian tour, Robbie Williams sits down with Christian for an extended one-on-one chat. From life on the road to the moments that shaped his career, Robbie reflects on decades in the spotlight in a candid and wide-ranging conversation you won't hear anywhere else.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian spotted someone eating an apple at 5am, sparking an unexpected claim from intern Pete: he can identify the type of apple just by the sound of the crunch. Naturally, Christian puts his superpower to the test.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team tries to settle which Australian state gets up the earliest, before diving into another round of bizarre Work Signs. Plus, Christian shares a few teasers from his interview with Robbie Williams ahead of tomorrow’s full chat, another round of What Are The Odds? and Nominative Determinism, before wrapping up with Dating Movies for At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With Robbie Williams interview day looming, the team rate their Mondays, share the little signs they’ve officially become adults, and hear from listeners on what they’re doing right now. Plus, Weakest Claim to Fame delivers some wonderfully underwhelming connections, and At Work Time Waster returns with a hairy edition of movie titles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Caitlin kicks off Weakest Claim to Fame with her tenuous connection to former Prime Minister Julia Gillard, before listeners call in with their own brushes with fame. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The verdict is in: Christian's wife Sarah loved her birthday present, Patsy goes on a nostalgic hunt for a missing Eagles CD in her old car, and Sam Pang stops by to chat about Sam Pang Tonight. Plus, listeners send in their questions for Christian to ask Robbie Williams during tomorrow's interview, Rio's cat chaos inspires a round of Locked In or Locked Out, and the team bulk up some classic song titles for At Work Time Waster: Strong Songs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam Pang joins Christian for a chat about working in radio and his TV show, Sam Pang Tonight. Sam proves once again that being funny can, in fact, be a full-time job. Catch Sam Pang Tonight at 8.40pm on Channel 10.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team share their Staff Recommendations for the week before getting completely sidetracked trying to work out how trams actually work and what animals can be milked.  Plus, Knock Off Friday plans, a Powderfinger ticket giveaway, and retail band name gold in At Work Time Waster, before gearing up for next week's Robbie Williams interview.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team share what they're loving this week to set you up for the weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team reveal the latest text at the top of their phones, uncovering a birthday gift delivery, Patsy's accidental attempt to send a package to herself, and a heartwarming Grandparents Day story involving Rio's dad and a stethoscope. Plus, listeners share the texts they'd be remembered by in Tombstone Texts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team compare how their days unfolded yesterday: Patsy somehow managed to rip off multiple door handles, Rio accidentally signed up to give his neighbour’s cat insulin injections, and Christian became surprisingly obsessed with watching tradies pour concrete. Plus, Small Thing, Big Joy, Intern Pete investigates whether David Jones or Myer does Christmas better, listener's hilarious Tombstone Texts, and British movie titles take over At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Sarah's birthday this weekend, and Christian thinks he's found the perfect gift. The only problem? The team couldn't disagree more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and Intern Pete reveal some huge Robbie Williams news, Christian's birthday gift idea for Sarah gets roasted by the team, and listeners share stories of tightarse parents and disastrous school excursions. Plus, What Are The Odds, and the Youth Olympics get the At Work Time Waster treatment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did your parents absolutely ban from the house growing up? Christian and the team revisit the strange rules, forbidden items and things that were simply not allowed in the house.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you realise you’d officially become an adult? From checking where the toilets are before going shopping to the little habits you never thought you’d have, Christian hears your tell-tale signs of adulthood.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zips, rips, slips and outfits that betrayed you at exactly the wrong moment. Christian and the team share their wardrobe malfunctions and hear yours.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How was your weekend, really? Christian and the team rate theirs, from the brilliant to the slightly disastrous, and hear how yours stacked up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Intern Pete surprises Bon Jovi superfan Mary-Anne with the upgrade of a lifetime, Patsy reveals the spray tan disaster that left her husband Chris crying with laughter, and the team sends their best wishes to Year 12 students heading into exam season. Plus, a spooky Halloween edition of At Work Time Waster turns your favourite TV shows into vampire classics. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forget the algorithm, it's time for Double Thumbs Up! Christian, Patsy and Rio share their latest entertainment recommendations, where Christian boldly claims he's seen every Kevin James movie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How tight were your parents with money? Listeners share their best tightarse parenting stories for the chance to score tickets to see Bon Jovi.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patsy accidentally turned up to work with her dress inside out and decided to own it. Plus, the team debates drive-thru bottle shop etiquette, shares the Small Things Big Joy, uncovers some hilariously tight ass parent stories, and plays Cost of Living Songs in a budget-conscious edition of the Timewaster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What were the rumours going around at your school? Christian and the team deep dive into the rumours that kids spread like wildfire in school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rate Your Week delivers plenty of drama as Patsy fumes over an expensive dress alteration and Rio deals with a rogue bird in his living room. Plus, new What Are The Odds, the team uncovers the wild lies parents told us, and wraps up with a rich-list inspired edition of At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Intern Pete checks in from Auckland after taking the first international flight out of Western Sydney Airport. Plus, the team dives into 3 Topic Tuesday with the lies our parents told us, landline numbers we still remember, and classic cases of The Wrong and another round of At Work Time Waster with School Movies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The venue is locked in for Christian's comedy night, where the listeners are the stars! We're now looking for the final acts to complete the lineup, with registrations closing at the end of this week.  Want to take part? Email [email protected] and throw your hat in the ring.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Intern Pete became our very own Neil Armstrong as he boarded the first ever flight out of Western Sydney Airport. Plus, Rate Your Weekend, What Did You Learn From TV? and Grumpy Bands for At Work Time Waster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As Western Sydney International Airport officially opened its doors, Intern Pete proudly claimed he was the first passenger to book the inaugural Jetstar flight to the Gold Coast. That was until caller Craig got on the line and challenged Pete's version of events. So who was really first?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Double Thumbs Up returns before the weekend, plus it's Knock Off Friday as the team share their big plans. Listeners call in with the strange reasons they ended up on TV, Pete's DIY haircut sparks a chat about the jobs people do themselves, and we take movies to the beach for At Work Time Waster.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forget the local cinema guide, Christian, Patsy and Rio are back with their Double Thumbs Up recommendations for the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a listener revealed she was caught wagging school after being spotted on TV at a Bon Jovi concert, Christian opened the phones to hear listeners' stories of their unexpected TV appearances.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Intern Pete’s on a mission with a Kmart metal detector, searching Caulfield Racecourse and a local 7-Eleven for listener Vanessa’s missing wedding ring.  Plus, the team share the small things that bring big joy, listeners reveal the unexpected reasons they ended up on TV, and it's Mammal Bands for At Work Time Waster.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Intern Pete spends the morning working at Melbourne hotspot Top Paddock, handing out free coffees. But the real surprise? Christian jumps on the line to chat with customers and hooks them up with Bon Jovi tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Back To The Future Day, with the team reflecting on what life was like 30 years ago. Plus, a chat about the strange and wonderful ways people learned about the birds and the bees, Australia's Intern Pete tackles a shift at Top Paddock cafe, Vanessa begins the search for her missing wedding ring, a brand new What Are The Odds, and At Work Time Waster gives classic '80s movies a fresh twist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rate Your Monday kicks off the show and quickly turns into a birds and the bees discussion. Plus, Christian catches up with Jon Bon Jovi following the announcement of the band's 2027 tour, the team reveals Pete's next internship destination, and Cheese Bands wraps up At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After announcing their 2027 Australian tour, Jon Bon Jovi joins Christian for a candid chat about ageing, staying true to himself, and the gruelling four year recovery that saved his voice. Plus, why he's performing better than ever, what keeps him motivated after four decades, and why he can't wait to get back to Australia.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After Rio's bedroom injury landed him in urgent care, Christian asked listeners to share their own painful bedroom mishaps.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A big Rate Your Weekend featuring yacht parties, stubborn puppies and a bedroom injury gone wrong. Then, the team share their lingering fears, Misheard Lyrics produces some all-time classics, and At Work Time Waster goes bargain hunting with Budget Movies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking the show off with Double Thumbs Up and Knock Off Friday, as the team shares what they're loving right now and their big plans for the days ahead. Plus, Christian discovers his daughter is terrified of people in costumes, sparking a flood of calls about childhood fears, the search continues for a name for his upcoming stand-up comedy night, and At Work Time Waster wraps up with your best Middle Aged Bands.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Double Thumbs Up returns, with Patsy shining a light on her podcast Rage Against The Menopause, Rio backing his sister's latest theatre production, and Christian reviews Oasis' Don't Look Back In Anger.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian gets caught up in Powerball fever, giving away tickets for the $100 million draw and hearing listeners' big-money dreams. Plus, Patsy's reveals a new season of Rage Against The Menopause, Pete's latest Australia's Intern challenge at a hair salon, Small Thing, Big Joy, and AWTW: Painful Movies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With $100 million up for grabs in tonight's draw, Christian handed out Powerball tickets and asked listeners what they’d do if they struck it rich. The team's dream purchases sparked some very ambitious plans from callers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team debates pyjamas, bedtime habits and the surprising reactions people have to wearing PJs to bed. The show also takes a nostalgic trip down memory lane, with listeners sharing stories of the most unusual prizes they've ever won, from practical gifts to life-changing surprises. Along the way, Christian revisits a powerful message from Stuart Richardson, whose journey to overcome a lifelong stutter highlights the importance of vulnerability, courage and finding your voice. Inspired by Stuart's story, Christian issues a challenge to listeners to step outside their comfort zones, including an opportunity to take part in an upcoming stand-up comedy night under his guidance. It's an episode packed with laughs, nostalgia, inspiration and a reminder that sometimes the most rewarding experiences begin when we dare to give something new a go.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian shares a message from listener Stuart Richardson, who reached out after reading Unscript. Living with a stutter, Stuart reflects on the impact of vulnerability, finding your voice, and the courage it takes to be heard. Moved by Stuart’s story, Christian discusses the power of authentic communication, the effect one person’s story can have on others, and why sharing your true self matters.  He also puts out a challenge to listeners inspired by Stuart’s journey, encouraging them to step outside their comfort zone and embrace their own voice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team tackle NSW’s giant moth invasion, swap stories about homebrew disasters, rate their Mondays, and hear listeners’ hilarious tales of things accidentally swallowed as kids. Plus, a search for the best beer-themed band name with a gold class movie pass up for grabs. 🍺🦋See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team share the weird, wonderful and sometimes embarrassing prizes they won as kids. From Game Boys to VHS tapes, the stories spark laughs, memories and a look back at what it was like growing up in the '80s and '90s.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After Christian’s daughter Lois accidentally swallowed something and landed in hospital, listeners share their own unexpected medical emergencies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Themed restaurants, fast songs and accidental swallowing disasters! The team shares stories of Aussie-themed venues around the world, rates their weekends, hears your tales of running out of fuel and swallowing the wrong thing, plus Misheard Lyrics and a frothy edition of At Work Time Waster: Beer Bands.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pass The Pete crossed the finish line today, travelling from Brisbane to Adelaide via NSW and VIC. Thanks to listeners, Pete navigated side hustles, surprise detours, and plenty of memorable moments along the way.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking things off with Friday’s Double Thumbs Up recommendations, then it’s all eyes on Pass The Pete as Pete’s epic journey hits Adelaide, complete with a wrong turn, a Big Koala photo stop, and an unexpected hotel stay. Plus, we check in on everyone’s Knock Off Friday plans, spin the yarn wheel for some brilliantly random listener stories, and put the pedal down with Fast Songs in At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller from earlier this week sparked the phone topic: What Did You Try To Destroy?... and one story from that topic led to an even more important question: Do You Have a Story About Someone Named Jeff?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pass The Pete rolls on and Pete has officially made it to Melbourne, but the challenge is far from over. As the team plots his next move, they unpack listeners’ Tombstone Texts, share the everyday moments that spark big joy, swap stories about failed destruction attempts, and take on a Millennial TV edition of A Week To Win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete’s on the move! After an epic 860km day that included a road trip with legend Shane Crawford, a visit to the Big Banana, and plenty of classic Aussie roadside attractions, Pass The Pete reaches Sydney. The team races to get Pete to Melbourne, listeners step up with creative travel offers, and Australia’s obsession with giant landmarks sparks a huge Big Things phone-in. Plus, an incredible What Are The Odds and Lazy Movies for t Work Time Waster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete’s Big Banana adventure sparks a celebration of one of Australia’s quirkiest traditions: Big Things. From giant prawns to enormous koalas, listeners call in with their favourite oversized attractions from every corner of the country.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's friend's TV seemed to have a mind of its own, staying on even after being unplugged. The bizarre story prompted listeners to share their own experiences with stubborn things that just wouldn't turn off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Intern Pete checks in from the Gold Coast as his cross-country adventure continues for Pass The Pete, Rio faces a neighbourhood parking dilemma before diving into another round of Signs You're An Adult.  Plus, listeners tell us about the things they simply couldn't turn off, and battle it out in At Work Time Waster with Nut Bands.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're passing Pete around the country with the help of our listeners! Will Pete make to from Brisbane to Adelaide by Friday?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back! Christian and the team catch up after the break with stories from Conan Gray, Melbourne’s earthquake and a one-point NRL Grand Final thriller.  Plus, meet new producer Anny, hear the highs and lows of Rate Your Weekend, follow Intern Pete’s epic Pass The Pete journey across Australia and enjoy another round of At Work Time Waster with Eye Movies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What started as a chat about people falling quickly turned into two unexpected topics: famous last words and dangerous nans. Hear listeners share their crazy stories. The show returns October 5!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian wants to know what’s in your boot. Is it packed with essentials or filled with things you forgot were there? He puts the question to the team and listeners, uncovering the surprising contents of Australia’s car boots. The show returns October 5!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We revisit the unforgettable time colleagues found themselves stuck in the office after hours. Christian opens the phones and hears listeners' funniest and most unexpected stories of getting stuck. The show returns Monday 5th October!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We revisit the time Christian’s wife, Sarah, texted him mid-show about the car’s fuel reserve tank, sparking the phone topic: When did you run out of fuel? The show returns Monday 5th October!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who really sits at the top of the tradie pecking order? Christian opens up one of Australia's most passionate debates: which trade is the toughest, fittest and hardest working of them all? Brickies, riggers, steel fixers, arborists and sparkies all step up to make their case, while plenty of tradie rivalry, friendly sledging and job site politics come to the surface. Why do so many tradies have it in for sparkies? Who really does the heavy lifting?  🔨⚡See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Serious workplace chat today: what’s for dinner tonight. Christian and the team weigh in, then open the lines for listeners to share what they’re cooking too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s Best Of show, we revisit the moment Patsy’s family ordered Uber Eats to avoid her cooking, Christian shares his pottery misadventures, listeners reveal their weakest claims to fame, and we round things out with bunk‑bed and trampoline stories that absolutely delivered.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Signs you’re an adult - from tracking your HRV to having a favourite scourer, we dive into the little things that suddenly make you realise you’ve grown up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While Christian is away, we have a cracking mix of show highlights today: Patsy’s cleaner unexpectedly calls in, Christian gets himself stuck in IKEA, listeners reveal the strangest things they’ve ever seen in someone’s house, and we wrap it all up with Signs You're An Adult.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With Christian off sick, we’ve pulled together a collection of our favourite moments from the show. His daughter Lois asks Christian a brilliant question: Which time in your life would you revisit? From there, we dive into who truly loves their job, swap memorable Funeral Songs, and wrap things up with a round of Car Bands for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team share their Friday recomendations in Double Thumbs Up, from must-watch TV shows and movies to the apps they can't stop using.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Intern Pete is on the ground at the MCG as NFL fever sweeps the nation, crossing live throughout the show with all the sights and sounds from the big event. We also hear your Knock Off Friday plans, dish out some Double Thumbs Up recommendations, and wrap up with At Work Time Waster: Make a Movie American.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NFL fever has officially hit Australia! David Lombardi joins us ahead of tomorrow's blockbuster LA Rams vs 49ers clash, and we give away more coveted NFL tickets. Plus, Rio reveals he may have accidentally stolen a cat, we celebrate life's Small Things, Big Joys, read listeners' funniest Tombstone Texts, and wrap up with Hobby Movies for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David Lombardi, sports reporter for The San Francisco Standard, joined the show to discuss all things NFL, his experiences in Australia, and, of course, burgers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rio and Christian kick off with a couple of unbelievable What Are The Odds stories, before the listeners raise the bar with some cracking stories of their own.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team are racing against the clock to get Intern Pete to Melbourne for Friday's NFL Tailgate festivities! Plus, listeners reveal their surprisingly niche hobbies, the team checks in for a midweek edition of Rate Your Week, What Are The Odds delivers more unbelievable stories, and At Work Time Waster serves up a hilarious round of Picnic Bands.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The San Francisco 49ers and entourage embrace Aussie culture as they prepare to take on the Los Angeles Rams in Australia's first ever regular season NFL game at the MCG.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patsy and Intern Pete kick things off by rating their Mondays before the team explores the tell-tale signs you've officially become an adult, from replacing toothbrush heads to getting excited about a new dishwasher. Plus, with the NFL in Melbourne, Christian dives into what Americans really think of Australia, and Geek Movies for At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every Monday, we compare weekend scores with our listeners, celebrating the wins and laughing through the memorable moments before the week begins. Today's resulted in rating the fittest pet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick things off with a Father’s Day debrief before diving into Rate Your Weekend. There’s a massive edition of Misheard Lyrics, the launch of Pimp My Crib, and At Work Time Waster comes down with a case of hay fever for Allergy Songs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Double Thumbs Up delivers this week’s must-watch picks, with reviews of Raygun: Breaking Badly, Dalliance, The Airport Chaplin, plus the latest on Slow Horses and The Gentlemen Season 2.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking off with Double Thumbs Up picks, from breaking documentaries to must-watch TV. Christian recounts an awkward encounter while signing books in Sydney and another classic case of putting his foot in it at dinner. Plus, listeners celebrate Knock Off Friday, compete to win a BBQ, and finishing with Dad Movies in At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rio's new jeans from Korea were a complete disaster, inspiring listeners to call in with their own wardrobe malfunction stories.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is off sick, so we've put together some of our favourite moments from the show. From the great Tim Tam debate to listeners' lineup confessions, unforgettable wardrobe malfunctions, and Monkey Movies for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While Christian is away, we're diving into some of the best bits from the show! Featuring Nominative Determinism, tales of items brought from famous people, a round of What Are The Odds, and Pirate Movies for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve all been there. Patsy ordered something online and got a surprise she definitely wasn’t expecting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We take a look back at some of our favourite moments, from online ordering disasters to awkward workplace encounters and everything in between.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian, the team, and listeners rate their weekends! From camp preparations to stepping into mentorship roles, it was a weekend full of memorable moments and exciting experiences.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fresh from the Sydney Marathon, Pete brings back two medals, a marathon-sized appetite, and a physio for the morning. Plus, Weekend Ratings from the team and listeners, and Greek Movies for At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week’s Double Thumbs Up serves up a great mix of TV recommendations, book picks, and a podcast spotlight on the one and only Dolly Parton.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Starting Friday's show with Double Thumbs Up before checking in on a surprisingly zen Pete, fresh from a hypnosis session designed to calm his nerves ahead of this weekend's Sydney Marathon. Plus, we celebrate your wonderfully Useless Superpowers, build a People's Playlist featuring songs with names in the title, and continue the Sponsor a KM campaign for Pete's marathon challenge. And of course, there's a huge At Work Time Waster packed with marathon-themed band namesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We check in with Intern Pete as the Sydney Marathon draws closer and get him ready for a pre-race hypnosis session. Plus, more Tombstone Texts, Signs You're An Adult, and listeners tell us which TV shows they were born to star in. And we wrap things up with Italian Movies for At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Following the passing of Dolly Parton, Christian and the team reflect on the life and legacy of one of music's most beloved stars, sharing memories of her remarkable career and Intern Pete's unforgettable interview with her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's show pays tribute to the legendary Dolly Parton. Christian and the team reflect on her remarkable legacy. Plus, hilarious rounds of Rate Your Week, What Are The Odds and an update on Pete's Sydney Marathon as listeners sponsor a km in honour of loved ones, and even Dolly herself. The show wraps with dog TV shows for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team kick off the show by rating their Mondays out of 5. Plus, Christian reveals he will spend Father's Day alone, a lucky caller wins the legendary Bald Eagle picture, brand new The Wrong stories and  listeners support Pete in his upcoming Sydney Marathon challenge. The show wraps up with Book Bands for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team rate their Monday out of 5 for `Monday Winner or Loser'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian brings back the Nap Map, after Intern Pete reveals he fell asleep during The Odyssey on the weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

3 Word Weekend kicks things off with Patsy's surprising new obsession, Rio's accidental brush with film elite, and Pete confessing to sleeping through part of The Odyssey. Then, the team builds the ultimate Nap Map, uncovering the most unusual places listeners have nodded off, debates the proper way to behave at a concert, welcomes a batch of Hall of Fame-worthy entries in Misheard Lyrics, and rounds things out with a supersized edition of At Work Time Waster with Bigger Movies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team share their latest Double Thumbs Up picks, listeners weigh in on shower etiquette and Justin Coulson joins the show. Plus, this week's People's Playlist takes flight with a bird-themed soundtrack before finishing with Bathroom Songs for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and Dr Justin Coulson have the conversation every parent needs to have with their boys. What does healthy masculinity look like today, and how can parents help raise confident, resilient and caring young men?Christian spoke with parenting expert Dr Justin Coulson (Parental Guidance, Raising Happy Families) to discuss the challenges facing boys today, the importance of connection over correction, and the simple conversations that can help shape strong, emotionally healthy men.A thoughtful and practical chat for mums, dads and anyone helping raise the next generation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team take off on a discussion about plane etiquette, asking whether common courtesy has disappeared from the skies. Listeners share their travel stories, with one standout caller walking away $1,000 richer - thanks to Yorkshire Tea.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's off, so we're diving into the archives for some of the show's best moments. Expect pelican chat, stories of when Dad was left in charge, close encounters with animals, debates over plane etiquette, and a round of Fancy Bands for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We asked the nation the ultimate tea question for a chance to win $1,000 thanks to Yorkshire Tea: 'What's the proper way to have tea?' We settle the debate once and for all.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking off with a midweek check-in for 3 Word Wednesday, the team shares stories of spicy-chip consequences and noisy tradies. Plus, listeners debate the proper way to make a cup of tea, Bird Week delivers a memorable tale of an emu stealing a meat pie, and What Are The Odds? returns with more unbelievable coincidences. Then, the show wraps up with Dating Movies for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're kicking off Bird Week with some truly unforgettable stories from our listeners. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bird Week has officially landed on The Christian O’Connell Show! We kick off the with Monday Winners and Losers, chat about the ultimate signs you're an adult, and unveil our giant bald eagle poster. Plus, listeners share their incredible bird stories.. Also, a debate on the proper rules of plane etiquette before celebrating Bird Week with Bird Bands for At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Caitlin shares how her grand surprise was nearly ruined by her mum, which opened the conversation for more ruined surprises.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking off with 3 Word Weekend, then into a conversation all about surprises, from ruined surprises to the art of pulling off the perfect surprise.  Plus, brand new Misheard Lyrics and Put A Celeb In A TV Show for AWTW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The people have spoken in the Senseless Census! We uncover where onions belong on a Bunnings sausage, the phone numbers you can never forget, and the surprising answers to your first celebrity crush and favourite age.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We start the show with Knock Off Friday before diving into fresh Senseless Census results, debating the correct onion placement on a Bunnings sausage. Plus, we build a Rock N' Roll themed People's Playlist before closing out the week with Movie Bands in AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian wants to know: What Makes You Aussie? From wearing shorts all year round to perfecting the Tim Tam Slam, listeners and the team share the everyday Aussie habits that scream Australia without saying a word.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's Census confession about how many hours of unpaid household chores he does sparked family drama, Ray Gun's upcoming documentary had everyone talking, and we asked Australia: What are you up to right now? Plus, brand new Tombstone Texts, listeners shared the most Aussie things they've ever done, costly mix-ups in The Wrong, and online movie titles in the At Work Time Waster. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team kick things off with a post-Census debrief, discovering that explaining their jobs is harder than filling out the form itself, while Pete gets an unexpected reminder of his single status. Plus, the Senseless Census reveals Australia's shower habits and settles the Parma vs Schnitty debate once and for all. We also hear the weirdest things hidden in listeners' freezers, uncover some incredible What Are The Odds? coincidences, and finish with Make A Band Younger for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our Senseless Census questions was, What's the weirdest thing you have in your freezer? Let's just say we weren't prepared for some of the answers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Question 2 in the Christian O'Connell Show Senseless Census is What's Your Useless Superpower? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Senseless Census has the team passionately debating some of life's most important questions. Christian, Patsy and Rio reveal their surprisingly useless superpowers, listeners share the phone numbers they'll never forget, and Australia delivers some truly bizarre finds lurking in freezers. Plus, a trip down memory lane with first celebrity crushes and another  round of AWTW with Monkey Songs!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking off with 3 Word Weekend: Patsy's dad's 84th birthday surprise with Mr Whippy, Rio's epic dinner at Caitlin's, and Pete smashing his City2Surf PB. We also hear what weird and wonderful pieces listeners own, before diving into a brand new Senseless Census and Misheard Lyrics.  Finishing off with Laundry Movies for AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While the team debates which questions deserve a spot in tomorrow's Senseless Census, one  question sparks a revelation: What topic could you talk about endlessly without any preparation? For intern Pete, the answer is easy: flight points.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Double Thumbs Up kicks off Friday's show, before we relive the highs (and one wine-related low) from At Home With Christian, expertly moderated by Intern Pete. Plus, Knock Off Friday delivers everything from Drag Race viewing parties to posh pub crawls, we tackle more crucial Census questions including the great parma vs schnitty debate, and At Work Time Waster has us naming bands after jobs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we're covering everything from the powerful documentary The Bombing of Pan Am 103 to the unlikely recipe consisting of canned peaches. Consider it your weekly culture catch-up with a few delicious detours.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team share their Small Thing Big Joy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Intern Pete returns after a mystery illness, just in time to facilitate Christian's Online Book Club tonight. Plus, the team celebrates the small things that bring big joy, Rio launches his brand-new segment Your Song, listeners submit even more questions for the Alternative Census, and we wrap things up with Seafood Songs for AWTW. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patsy, Rio and Christian share their 3 Word Wednesday.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dive into 3 Word Wednesday, where Pats reveals the latest victim of Presley’s appetite: a pair of Tom Ford glasses. Plus, we continue building The Christian O’Connell Show Census with the big questions that really matter, from pineapple on pizza to whether tomato sauce belongs in the pantry or fridge. There are incredible What Are The Odds? and At Work Time Waster serves up Toaster Movies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we launched our very own Census: The Christian O’Connell Show Census. Listeners helped shape it by sending in the big questions they think deserve answers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking things off with Monday Winner Or Loser, we hear tales of flatpack triumphs, unexpected police chase glory, and the surprising excitement of Census season. Plus, listeners reveal the ultimate Signs You're An Adult, the team launches The Christian O'Connell Show Census with Australia's most pressing questions, another round of The Wrong brings stories of mix-ups and mistakes, and At Work Time Waster celebrates World Pet Day with a parade of Pet Celebrities.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team take a trip down memory lane, revisiting the wild things that went on in schools during the 80s and 90s. Looking back, it's hard to believe some of it was ever allowed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is off today, so here are the bits! This episode features some crazy Went Out for Milk, Came Back With stories. Plus, we revisit memories of 80s/90s school days, tackle What's Your Nemesis? and laugh through some of the best Misheard Lyrics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A fun Friday show kicking off with Double Thumbs Up and Knock Off Fridays. Plus, more listener tales of doing things the wrong way on The Wrong, we built the ultimate People’s Playlist: Numbers In The Title, shared the legendary dadisms passed down through generations, and wrapped up with Bedroom Songs fpr  At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From murder mysteries to musicals - the team share what they're loving at the moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fridge or pantry? The team goes head-to-head over the proper place to store Australia’s favourite chocolate biscuit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's show kicks off with a surprisingly lively conversation about the Census, alongside coffee spill disasters and the great Tim Tam fridge debate. Plus, a new round of Small Thing Big Joy, The Wrong and the show wraps with Shakespeare Songs for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete hits the streets of Melbourne to deliver bin stickers to lucky listeners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian’s theme of the day is “The Wrong” after accidentally jumping into the wrong Uber and only realising seven minutes into the trip! That sparks a flood of listener stories about wrong houses, wrong wallets, wrong school concerts and even the wrong child in family photos. Plus, 3 Word Wednesday returns, there's a fresh round of What Are The Odds?, and Fridge Movies for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yesterday's 2pm emergency alert sent Australia into a spin, but not everyone got it, prompting Christian to launch a few conspiracy theories. Plus, it's Monday Winner or Loser, Patsy's household appliances are dropping like flies, Rio reveals his crush on the local postie, and Christian recaps his unforgettable book launch weekend. The team also celebrate the ultimate signs you're an adult with a massive toaster giveaway, and play At Work Time Waster with hilarious bird-themed band names.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian takes us behind the scenes of the launch of his book, Unscript: The Radical Act of Being Yourself. Even with a crowd that turned against him, it remains one of the greatest nights of his life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and Rio share their Three Word Weekends, including Rio’s wild night at a combined 100th birthday party where a group of 70-year-olds partied well past sunrise. Meanwhile, Christian finds himself captivated by a surprisingly romantic McDonald’s date complete with table service, awkward small talk and plenty of questions.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian, Patsy and Rio unpack their Three Word Weekends, from Rio being outlasted by hard-partying 70-year-olds to Christian becoming invested in a very intriguing McDonald’s date. Plus, Christian’s book launch countdown continues, there’s a fresh batch of Misheard Lyrics, unusual date stories, clothing-inspired street names, and Intern Pete shares the highs and lows of his latest stand-up comedy gig. To wrap things up, the team puts a bogan twist on classic TV shows in another hilarious round of AWTW.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian, Rio and Caitlin kick off the show with Double Thumbs Up, then straight into Christian's upcoming book launch.  The People's Playlist celebrates songs with colours in the title, before the team dives into nostalgic mix tape memories, including Christian's teenage cycling mission to deliver a carefully crafted tape to a girl. Plus, At Work Time Waster tackles sports movies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From binge-worthy series to must listen to podcasts, Christian, Rio and Caitlin chat about what they're loving and recommending right now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning, Intern Pete was out on the road delivering bin stickers to lucky listeners across Western Sydney.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's show, Intern Pete hits the road delivering Bin Stickers to lucky listeners, while Christian asks everyone a simple question: What are you doing right now? Plus, we celebrate life's Small Things, Big Joys, share the songs that mean the most to listeners in What's The Song, What's The Story? and there's a fresh round of At Work Time Waster, featuring the funniest Polite Celebs you've ever heard.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Intern Pete revealed that his parents once bought a car from AFL coach Ken Hinkley, Christian realised there must be plenty of listeners with similar stories and put out the call: Have you ever bought something from a famous person? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian reveals why dining alone in Sydney felt surprisingly awkward, shares a terrifying car ride with Intern Pete, and dives into 3 Word Wednesday. Plus, we uncover the biggest ear worms, invite listeners to Christian's upcoming book launch, hear stories of items bought from famous people, and finish with a brilliant round of At Work Time Waster: Put a Band in a TV Show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is on the hunt for the bravest pet! Listeners call in with their amazing animal stories.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian shares his thoughts on the World Cup final and that star-studded halftime show, before asking a simple question that sparks a flood of listener texts: what are you doing right now? Plus, the team discovers who lives near someone famous for Binboards, brand new Signs You're An Adult, and listeners share incredible stories of brave pets saving their owners. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off with 3 Word Weekend, before Christian invites listeners to next week’s Unscript & Uncork book launch. Plus, we hear your incredible Personal Best Records, dive into a fresh batch of Misheard Lyrics, check in on the ever-growing Bin Boards, and round things out with a hilarious round of At Work Time Waster: Make a Movie 90s.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is inviting listeners to join him next week in Melbourne for the launch of his new book, Unscript: The Radical Act of Being Yourself. Meanwhile, while spending this week in Sydney, he's also on the hunt for something a little more immediate: someone to cook him a decent dinner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Friday Energy! The show kicked off with Double Thumbs Up, before heading into Knock Off Friday.  Plus, we handed out more Bin Board stickers, searched for Australia's hottest voice on Hottie Line Bling, and wrapped up with Ancient Movies for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s Double Thumbs Up, Christian, Patsy and Rio share what’s been winning their two thumbs up: From stunning cinematography, engaging books to hilarious comedies, they've got it all covered. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From sharing a lift with John Farnham to serving Mel Gibson at Kmart, these Weakest Claim To Fame stories will have you laughing out loud.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's an emotional show as Christian live-commentates England's World Cup semi-final, riding every high and low before having his hopes crushed by Argentina. Needing a mood boost, Christian, Patsy and Rio share their Small Thing, Big Joy, while listeners call in with some gloriously weak claims to fame. Plus, the latest from the Binboards movement and a farm-themed edition of At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Show 100 and Intern Pete marks the occasion with his boldest mission yet: infiltrating Kirribilli House to sticker the Prime Minister's bin... before being questioned by the AFP. Plus, crazy animal damage stories, incredible What Are The Odds? coincidences, and the team launches Christian's upcoming Unscript book event. We wrap things up with a magical edition of At Work Time Wasters: Magic Bands.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian takes you behind the scenes of his brand new book 'Unscript: The Radical Act of Being Yourself', ahead of its release on July 29.  Christian shares the story behind the book, what inspired him to write it and how you could score an invitation to a special iHeartLIVE launch event before it officially hits shelves. Enter here:  https://www.gold1043.com.au/competition/iheartlive-with-christian-oconnell-unscript-uncorked/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Intern Pete's mission to put a Christian O'Connell Show sticker on the Prime Minister's bin takes an unexpected turn when he's approached by the AFP. Hear how the bold bin operation unfolded and whether Pete completed his most ambitious sticker mission yet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jet-lagged and running on fumes, Christian and Rio compare sleep-deprived returns from overseas, while a rogue bin in the studio sparks the latest chapter of the Rebel Bin Army. Plus, the team takes a nostalgic trip through the ultimate 90s menu, Patsy reveals Bryan Adams is her all-time hall pass, and listeners deliver some all-time great examples of Nominative Determinism. We also honour the legacy of Sam Neill with a dinosaur-themed edition of At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We pay tribute to the great Sam Neill in today's At Work Time Waster with Dinosaur Movies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are back from a 2 week break! Pats celebrated her birthday in style and took a trip down the Moana red carpet, Christian returned from the UK with an unexpected Paw Patrol obsession, and Rio shares the highs and hazards of driving in Greece. Plus, fresh Misheard Lyrics, the return of Binboards as the campaign expands across Australia, and plenty of World Cup chat. And we wrap things up with a bumper edition of At Work Time Wasters: Change A Letter, Ruin A Movie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have officially launched Binboards 2.0, asking the listeners to represent the show on their bins with our famous Bin Stickers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've rounded up some of our favorite recent Misheard Lyrics to keep you entertained until brand new Misheard Lyrics returns on Monday, July 13!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While the show Is on a short break, we're revisiting one of our favorite topics: Why did you get in trouble at school? Christian got a week long detention, Rio threw his mate under the bus, and our listeners share their own hilarious stories! The Christian O'Connell Show is back on Monday July 13!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're still reminiscing about Shannon Noll's epic cover of Daryl Braithwaite's Horses from our live broadcast at the Criterion Hotel, Helidon. Here's a throwback to one of the biggest singalong moments of the day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this edition of Small Thing Big Joy, Patsy celebrates the tradition of the Driveway Goodbye - those extra few minutes spent waving, chatting, and watching loved ones pull away. As the tradition fades with younger generations, Christian and the team discuss why these small moments of connection leave such a lasting impact. The show returns July 13!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it a Sign You're An Adult if you own a filing cabinet? We throwback to the time Christian and Patsy discover Rio can't relate to their love of filing cabinets. The show returns Monday 13th July!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are the odds of this actually happening? We revisit some of the best What Are The Odds stories from the vault. The show returns Monday 13th July!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The final week of renovating the Criterion Hotel Helidon all led to one huge moment - the grand reopening and our live show on Friday morning. Hundreds of locals turned up, Shannon Noll performed live, and the pub came roaring back to life. It’s been an incredible journey, and we were so proud to hand the finished pub back to Tracey and Gary - and a massive thank you to our friends at XXXX for making it all possible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A huge show as we broadcast live from the Criterion Hotel in Helidon. It’s freezing, Patsy’s birthday is tomorrow, and Shannon Noll warms everyone up with live performances - including Lift, What About Me and Horses. We hand out XXXX for Knock Off Friday, give away Australia’s Biggest Meat Tray and officially re‑open parts of the pub with the Mayor, giant scissors and a full guard of honour for Tracey & Gary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patsy & Rio share their recommendations for the week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We chat travel essentials before the team is heads to Toowoomba today for tomorrow’s big live show in Helidon - where Intern Pete has already over‑ordered 50 metres of red carpet.  Plus, Tombstone Texts return, we check in on World Cup plans, celebrate Small Thing, Big Joy, and get ready for tomorrow’s live broadcast from the Criterion Hotel - giant scissors, Shannon Noll, and Australia’s biggest meat tray included.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From old school alarm clocks to pocket calculators, today we dive into the wonderfully weird world of must‑pack travel items.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dive into 3 Word Wednesday before tackling today’s big question: Is it a guy thing to be obsessed with watching buildings get demolished? Turns out… maybe not. Plus, Dangerous Nans & Famous Last Words deliver some wild stories, What Are the Odds brings unbelievable coincidences, and we wrap with Positive Movies for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we dive into the strangely addictive joy of watching buildings get demolished. Rio admits he spent two and a half hours glued to a demolition site, completely mesmerised by giant machinery smashing a building to pieces. But is this just a bloke thing?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off with Monday Winner or Loser, check listener reviews of Toy Story 5, and prep for the show’s road trip to Toowoomba and Helidon. Then it’s Signs You’re an Adult and another round of Falling Stories, including Pete falling into a koi pond while meeting the Prince of Dubai. We wrap with Change a Letter, Change a Band for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How much would you spend on an office chair?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking off with 3 Word Weekend, Patsy shares that her husband Chris put his foot straight through the ceiling, while Christian and Rio compare notes on the Socceroos’ rough weekend as listeners text in their own three‑word summaries. We help Christian decide what to pack for his UK trip before diving into Goal‑A‑Thon, and a fresh batch of Misheard Lyrics. The show wraps with Monkey Movies for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patsy reveals that her husband Chris accidentally put his foot through the ceiling, prompting listener's to share their own unexpected mishaps.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A big wrap‑up of week two at the Criterion Hotel Helidon, including the huge news that Shannon Noll will be performing at next Friday’s grand reopening when we take the show live from the pub. This week brought unexpected termite drama that stalled the reno, and we asked listeners to send in the perfect song for Nollsy to cover at the big event.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s big event is the Predicting Tiger, with Intern Pete already on the way to Zambi Wildlife Retreat - still recovering from last night’s Uber ride that turned into karaoke and tears. We kick off Knock Off Friday, then it’s the People’s Playlist: Australia vs USA, song vs song, before the tiger finally makes her choice… and preditcts a draw! We wrap with Fantasy Headlines for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The psychic tiger is back to choose between Australia and USA. She picks the USA… then the Socceroos… confirming a predicted draw for tomorrow’s match..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patsy, Rio and Christian share their latest obsessions and recommendations - a quick hit of fresh entertainment picks if you need something new to get into.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian tries (and fails) to stay focused with England playing live in the World Cup, while we cross to Intern Pete at the Criterion Hotel in Helidon, where half the tradies have vanished after Queensland’s Origin win. Plus, a psychic tiger update ahead of Australia vs USA this weekend, listeners share their wild stories in Shortest Time at a Job, and we wrap with Sick Bands for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We look ahead to Australia vs USA on Saturday. Patsy might watch… but probably won’t. The Psychic Tigers return tomorrow with their predicitons and you’ll be able to watch it on The Christian O’Connell Show socials.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A big morning on the show as we kick off the Breakfast Census - which somehow ends with Christian shouting the team Maccas… again. We check in on the World Cup Sweep before diving into the School of Real Life after Christian’s daughter calls asking what low tyre pressure means. Plus, a Save Our Pub update with the huge news that Shannon Noll will be covering Horses, another round of What Are The Odds with some wild coincidences, and we wrap with Safe Songs for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian was stunned to discover his daughter didn’t know how to do a basic real‑life skill - which opened the floodgates for listeners to call in with their own must‑have lessons for the School of Real Life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pats is off sick, so Intern Pete steps up - just in time for a fresh round of Monday Winners or Losers, featuring Pete’s doomed blow‑up‑doll hunt and Rio nearly burning down his house while playing FIFA on Xbox.  We check who’s actually waking up at 5am for Australia vs USA in our World Cup calls, and in huge pub news, Shannon Noll is officially locked in to play the Criterion Hotel next Friday, with listeners pitching the perfect cover for him to belt out. We wrap with Pirate Movies for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian and the team debate the lost art of the split screen. Intern Pete checks in as a Monday Loser after spending the day hunting for new inflatable stand‑ins for the Psychic Tigers, while Rio’s World Cup fever gets so intense he nearly burns down his kitchen mid FIFA match.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We ride the high of the Socceroos’ historic win - just as the psychic tigers foretold - and update the World Cup Sweep.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A massive morning after the Socceroos’ historic win, with a sweepstake update, a fiery round of Three Word Weekend, and a temperature check on Australia’s World Cup fever. Plus, we roll into week two of the ultimate pub Reno, as the hunt begins for a big‑name act for the grand reopening, fresh Misheard Lyrics and a caffeine‑fuelled Goal‑A‑Thon. The show wraps with “Boring Bands” for At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A wrap‑up of the first week of renovations at the Criterion Hotel Helidon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A World Cup‑charged show as we continue to dish out sweepstake countries and cross to Intern Pete for the wild predictions of Psychic Tigers. Plus Knock Off Friday, the People’s Playlist, a Save Our Pub reno update, and a rapid‑fire burst of pun‑laden Monday’s Headlines for the At Work Time Waster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The verdict is in: the psychic tigers are calling a Socceroos victory over Türkiye.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, the team breaks down what’s been lighting up their screens and filling their bookshelves, highlighting what’s worth your time.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian gears up for a massive soccer sweep, randomly assigning 48 countries to listeners in a  draw that has everyone hoping they’ve landed a powerhouse.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking off with Tombstone Texts after Patsy’s dog demolishes the lamb chops, Rio begs everyone for $100 for a bucks weekend, and Christian catches his own dog glued to Love Island USA. Big ideas roll in for the Criterion Hotel as part of Save Our Pub, followed by fresh Small Thing, Big Joy moments before World Cup fever hits with a sweepstake full of country draws. The show wraps with Dangerous Movies for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rio gives us the very first spin of his World Cup anthem.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s 3 Word Wednesday, with Pats banned from sending memes and Rio buried under 75 in‑law messages.  World Cup fever takes over as Rio drops his Socceroos anthem and Bandwagon Pete preps a tiger to predict match results. We jump into wild coincidences for What Are The Odds, check in on Save Our Pub, and wrap with Soccer Songs for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you have a filing cabinet? The team discuss what are the signs you're an adult.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

3 Word Long Weekend kicks things off, with Pats accidentally wandering into the wrong hotel room and Christian deep in World Cup fever. Listeners jump in with their own three‑word weekends as the hunt for the Aussiest Name gets underway. We roll into Signs You’re an Adult, dive into classic Tuck Shop Treats, and reveal the winner of the Save Our Pub makeover. The show wraps with Curry Movies for At Work Time Wasters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Knock Off Friday, and listeners pile in to share when they’re clocking off, scoring big with XXXX prizes and Vienetta 6‑packs as the final slabs vanish fast. Pats is outed as the Team Traitor after a sneaky solo McDonald’s run, prompting Christian to shout the rest of the team Macca's. We also meet a wildlife sanctuary caring for retired circus animals - including two psychic tigers now predicting the World Cup for us, before wrapping with Disney Bands for At Work Time Wasters.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team share their latest must‑watch picks and what they’re currently loving on screen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.